Meriadoc ([info]ravenclawgrrl73) wrote in [info]snape100,
2005-07-21 16:17:00

Sloth Is Good

Characters: Snape, Wormtail
Genre: Silly
Rating: PG
Warnings: Infantile bathroom humor, insesitive disregard for recent events
A/N: Sorry if anyone is reading this twice! I posted to the wrong place last time. ;-P
Disclaimer: This is a work of non-profit speculative fiction. I am not affiliated with J.K. Rowling in anyway, except in being a devoted fan.


"Coffee, Wormtail. Now."

"Do you know what I've been doing today?!! I've been scrubbing every greasy inch of your bog!!! I'd like to know why in Merlin's name you never learned to FLUSH! And now you demand COFFEE?! IT'S FOUR IN THE BLOODY MORNING!" Wormtail yelled.

"Yes, Wormtail" Snape said slowy, luxuriating in Wormtail's helpless fury. "I demand coffee. And you should feel honored to bring it. Coffee or Cruciatus, Wormtail?"

"You could at least quit wearing that shirt", Wormtail muttered. Defeated, he slunk into the kitchen.

Snape smiled and smoothed his T-shirt. It said, "I'M WITH PATHETIC."

Sloth was good.

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  • 16 comments

[info]els_chan

July 21 2005, 22:12:36 UTC 6 years ago

LOVE!

[info]angelasnape

July 21 2005, 22:34:28 UTC 6 years ago

this is lovely!
i myself would feel honored to bring snape coffee...
and such. ;)

[info]vulgarweed

July 21 2005, 22:57:35 UTC 6 years ago

Ahahahahah! Love it.

[info]ellid

July 21 2005, 22:58:37 UTC 6 years ago

AAAHHH!!! PERFECT!!!!!

[info]ywalme

July 21 2005, 23:26:42 UTC 6 years ago

Coffee or Cruciatus, Wormtail?

... next time someone comes between me and my caffeine after my third all-nighter in a row, these, these will be the words on my lips. :-) (Ok, maybe not.)

This was brilliant. I'm still snickering.

[info]samantha_vimes

July 22 2005, 00:02:28 UTC 6 years ago

Seen it twice and I don't mind!

[info]snapes_mistress

July 22 2005, 00:03:51 UTC 6 years ago

Holy hell... I'm cackling out loud!

"Coffee or Cruciatus..?" AH HA HA HA! :D

Now THAT'S the Snape I know and love.

[info]karasu_hime

July 22 2005, 00:05:59 UTC 6 years ago

That's great!!!

[info]bethbethbeth

July 22 2005, 00:21:47 UTC 6 years ago

LOL! This is *very* funny....and just what I needed to read.

(You might want to put it behind a cut tag though because I don't think the spoiler warning period is up yet.)

[info]muscadinegirl

July 22 2005, 00:45:31 UTC 6 years ago

Yay! I'm glad to see you posting here.

Toldja people would love your writing.

[info]dphearson

July 22 2005, 00:53:42 UTC 6 years ago

*screams with laughter*

Coffee or Cruciatus, Wormtail?"

Perfect!

They are so the Odd Couple!

[info]yogurtnest

July 22 2005, 00:56:37 UTC 6 years ago

HA! I love greedy-do-what-i-want-or-die!Snape

[info]koboldkind

July 22 2005, 01:00:51 UTC 6 years ago

heehee :)

[info]amorettea

July 22 2005, 04:15:12 UTC 6 years ago

Snort. Go Severus!

Amorette

[info]mooselord

July 22 2005, 06:20:00 UTC 6 years ago

Hehe! Look out for the new Book "How to nurture my own Marauder" by Prof. S. Snape.
ROFL

Plus another good development: He is now allowed to wear Muggleclothing for fun.

[info]mhorrighan

July 22 2005, 10:36:14 UTC 6 years ago

LOL
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